Anonymous said: do you have a boyfriend?

mynamesdiana:

I have a headache

  • east coasters: i drove through 17 states on the way to work
  • west coasters: i have been traveling in this desert for 49 years. generations have died. children have been born. when will i make it to the promised land
  • Midwesterners: I haven't left a 20 mile radius in 2 years
  • Floridians: It just won't end. Why won't it end. How far north do I have to go before I get to the south.
"I just want to have a completely adventurous, passionate, weird life."
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"A woman is only vulnerable when her nail polish is drying, and even then she can still pull a trigger."
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cock:

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diancie:

ugly:

fuck her right in the

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